Because Mr. T. Sing Real Good, Sucka!
There are no words for that. It’s like the voices of a thousand angels singing in unison…while being raped with a broomstick.
Jose Canseco Gets Knocked Out
I’m not sure which is funnier, Canseco getting Deebo’d or the commentary for this fight which is almost the equivalent of MMA Mystery Science Theater.
High School Pitcher Fails In Attempt To Pitch Fifth Straight No-Hitter
No truth to the rumor that this kid was created by mixing Nolan Ryan’s, Don Drysdale’s, and Mariano Rivera’s DNA into a tube and inserting it into a Stepford Wife. There’s also no truth to the rumor that A-Rod asked him where he gets his stuff.
Reports that he may be a robot from the future have yet to be confirmed.
Carl Edwards Crashes At Talladega
Normally, I’d be the first person to hit some Carl Edwards back-flipping jokes, but this was one of the craziest crashes that I’ve seen in years of watching NASCAR. Edwards almost ended up in the stands and then pulled a Ricky Bobby by running across the finish line. After the roller coaster of this race, which saw two multi-car crashes that could qualify for Big One status, Michael Waltrip going Michael Waltrip, and Carl going into orbit on the final lap, I’m afraid for Brad Keselowski that his victory is going to be the last thing that any one will remember about this year’s Aaron’s 499 at Talladega.
How Will Dallas Screw Up Draft Day?
Maybe like this…
