Parcells Firing Everyone
The Tuna has turned into The Great White Shark and has been feeding on Dolphins management.
The latest victim of The Great White Tuna is Cam Cameron, who was told on Thursday to take his one victory this season and his last check and hit the door. The Tuna is expected to hire Dallas assistant, Tony Sparano, but Parcells is reportedly examining his options. One can expect Parcells to go with a young coach that he can “influence” in his coaching. Parcells didn’t come to Miami to butt heads with an experienced coach that might consider him meddlesome.
Parcells is also apparently considering bringing Keyshawn Johnson in to play for him. Don’t be surprised if Drew Bledsoe gets a phone call either as it’s also a Parcells trait to raid the nursing home for stability until he can get young players in through the draft.
Also, the Dolphins reportedly renewed the contract of “Mr. High Times” Ricky Williams. The only possible explanation for this action is that maybe they think that they can get something for Ricky, but his price is lower than the price of a dime-bag on the corner of Bourbon Street.