Playoffs!
The second week of the NFL playoffs is upon us and with that we shall examine the games and make bad guesses about outcomes.
Jaguars v Patriots
Jags, ugh, the NFL is absolutely praying to God that the Jags don’t upset the Pats. IF, and I say IF the game is close in the fourth quarter, don’t be surprised if there are some phantom calls that go the Pats way. Seriously, the NFL office would explode if the Jags beat the Pats. Roger Goodell might come down from the stands and tackle David Garrard himself. But more than likely he’s not going to have to. Who on the Jags can keep up with the “Superfreak” Randy Moss? That’s what I thought.
Prediction: Pats by 17
Colts v Chargers
Name me one position besides running back that the Chargers are better than the Colts at? Water Boy? It sure isn’t head coach.
Prediction: Colts by 10
Packers v Seahawks
One of these teams has Brett Favre. The other is from Seattle.
Prediction: Packers by seven
And finally, the game of the week:
Giants v Cowboys
If I have to hear about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson one more time I’m going blow up like TO’s ego. She stopped being relevant years ago. It would be more of a distraction to me if he was dating Keira Knightley or someone worth a damn but hey whatever you can get man.
Prediction: Get your popcorn ready. TO is not health enough to make a difference and that means there will be lots of time for Romo and Jess to vacate. Giants pull the upset by three.