False Reporting
Okay first ESPN said that Tony and Jessica had broken up and now it’s being reported that they are still together. Then ESPN reported that Layne Kiffen had been asked to resign by the Raiders; now they’re saying that he hasn’t been asked to do any such thing. Is anybody checking sources? Don’t they know that those of us who utilize their information to entertain and annoy others are left drifting trying to recoup the lost integrity of our work? Well maybe not, but it’s still annoying as hell. Bet both these stories end up being true anyways and Jessica’s spotted with Danny Devito next week and Kiffen’s begging for a coordinator’s job somewhere in the immediate future.

