ThreeStrikesandOut

According to ESPN the Giants are suffering from a flu bug that has hit several members of the team:

“Guys are taking medicine and doing everything they can do,” Pierce said. “We’re still talking about Monday. We’ve got six days left for the game. If those guys have to be out there, I think they’d be out there. If we had a game to play, they’d be able to play.”  Coughlin is hopeful the worst in over for the flu, but he has his medical people working overtime.

Flu.  Right.  Come on now.  We all know that this is just more of Tom Brady weaving his evil spell over the G-Men so that he can have another Super Bowl MVP on the trophy case.  He mixed together some lizard tails, a scorpion’s stinger, and a supermodel’s panties in a big cauldron and now the Giants are fighting “the flu”.  Yeah, whatever.  But I know the truth and Tom Brady knows it.  Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if by Super Bowl Sunday half the Giants had diseases straight out of National Geographic.  Better take your polio and smallpox vaccines gentlemen, we already know the Pats don’t play fair.