ThreeStrikesandOut

By now everyone who looks for naked pictures of famous females on the Internet (which is everyone); has heard of the infamous “too hot for tv” commercial that will be aired “only on the GoDaddy.com website”, on Super Bowl Sunday.  The tease video for this shows Danica seductively unzipping her race-suit for me…I mean the viewer; and then you are prompted to check back to the website to see the full commercial.  Warning for those who are naive enough to think that they will be seeing Danica’s boobs.

There will be no boobs.  No top of the boobs.  No side of the boobs.  Not even a little view of the bottom of the boobs.  None.  Nada.  Trust me if Danica ever gets naked for the camera it’s going to be for Hef and Hef alone (to distribute to all of us perverts out here) and not for GoDaddy.  Consider that warning your public service announcement;  because when we see people promised boobs, we damn sure think that they should be getting boobs.  Preferably Real.  They’re softer, like that little bear in the Snuggle commercials.  What a cute bear.

Update: Here’s a little something for you freaks