Somebody Say Something ‘Bout Football?
Thank you Baby Jesus there’s a football game today. Finally. This two weeks break between the championship games and the Super Bowl has got to be done away with. It’s bad enough that I’ve got to actually start paying attention to the NBA after today, but to have to put up with all the hype for one game is ridiculous. By the time the game tonight rolls around it’ll be a relief to get it over with. Unless Tom Brady gets broken in half that is. Ah who am I kidding, everybody knows that Tom Brady can’t be killed by conventional means. Hell, he’s probably a robot and Belichick probably has about five more of them in his hotel closet. Right next to all the videotapes. And the porn. And the Peyton Manning Voodoo Doll that he bought on eBay a few years ago. And all of the unread issues of GQ. And his morals. Oh yeah, and his dress-up hoody. You know, the one for special occasions like church, meeting with NFL brass, or meeting the president after kidnapping another Lombardi trophy. Damn that’s alot of stuff.
