Holy Hell Eli And Peyton Are Brothers?
Apparently Eli and Peyton Manning are brothers and this guy in the middle is their dad or something. I think his name’s Archie or something. I wonder if they had football when he was younger. I’m really glad that I have Joe Buck and Fox telling me over and over again about how Peyton and Eli are brothers. I mean we’ve never seen either of them play before so how else would we have known. I think we can do without the reminders in the future; I know more about the Manning lineage than I do my own (not mom’s fault she used to drink alot).
And I really appreciate shot after shot of Peyton in the booth and the accompanying “it’s so great he’s there to support Eli”. What the hell was Peyton supposed to be doing? Are you surprised that he didn’t show up wearing a Number 1 Son-t-shirt and a Tom Brady hat? Of course he’s going to support his brother, damn if he’s like everybody else’s little brother he probably owes him money.


February 5th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
THE WRONG SON DIED!!!! Wait….no, he just didn’t want to play in San Diego
February 5th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Maybe the Chargers can see if they can get Cooper Manning to make a comeback. They must have medicine for what’s wrong with him by now.