Possible Consequences For Patriots After Loss
Now that the New England Patriots and the hoody have flopped on the ground like a dying fish they are subject to the same disaster that always happens to the losing team in the Super Bowl. A few things to watch for:
- Brady blames Giselle for loss, dumps her, and hooks up with the beautiful Scarlett Johansson; impregnating her with his devil-seed in days.
- Belichick will burn his Super Bowl Hoody in an offering to whatever demon-god he worships and will flog himself 1000 times in penance for his failure.
- Patriots players will turn on the hoody after discovering that he secretly had cameras installed in their bedrooms.
- The entire Pat line-backing core will become hooked on Viagra in an attempt to get back up for games.
- Patriots will put a picture of running back Laurence Maroney on milk cartons throughout the Arizona and Boston.
- Patriots will completely overhaul team image; climaxing with the appearance of Bill Belichick on an all-new “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”.
- Patriots will be bought out by Al Davis who will then combine them with the Raiders to create the world’s best 4-12 team.
There would be nothing better than watching this team self-destruct. Unfortunately, the only way that happens is if Brady gets traded for Rex Grossman.
