Brian McNamee Is Creepy
In what may be the most disturbing news of the day, former Roger Clemens trainer Brian McNamee is saying that he saved items from his “relationship” with Clemens. According to the New York Times:
Brian McNamee has given federal investigators bloody gauze pads and syringes he said he used to inject Roger Clemens with steroids and human-growth hormone in 2000 and 2001, a lawyer familiar with the matter said Wednesday.
Bloody needles and gauze pads? I hope to god that this guy doesn’t have a girlfriend or wife. If he does he probably has a “special” drawer where he keeps her used tampons. It takes a special breed of freak to look at a bloody syringe and think “this may come in handy someday”. That ranks right up there with Monica’s semen-stained dress.
I bet if the cops raided McNamee’s home they would find a little room devoted to a Clemens shrine. A little temple made out of used jock straps and syringes, and held together with athletic tape. I wonder how much a signed pair of dirty Clemens underwear would go for?