LeBron James Is Pretty Good
LeBron James scored 33 points, nine rebounds, and 12 assists, in the Cav’s 114-113 victory over the Celtics on Tuesday night.
In related news, LeBron fed a small Ethiopian village, developed the cure for cancer, and convinced North Korea to stop their nuclear arms program.
Yeah and I’m pretty sure he banged some hot chicks while doing it. Because that’s what I’d do. Well, the hot chicks anyways, somebody else could work on all that other stuff. But I would tip my Hooters waitress alot; you know so she can finish college and stuff. Because that’s what this world really needs, smarter hooters.