Nolan Ryan Is a Badass
Today the Texas Rangers named Nolan Ryan as team president, making him the team president I’d least want to f**k with. Robin Ventura hasn’t been right since Ryan went Iron Sheik on him all those years ago. Sadly, though this still doesn’t make the Rangers relevant or interesting. Maybe they should just say the hell with it and put Ryan back in uniform and let him throw at a few people. I can think of at least 10 people that would benefit from taking Ryan fastballs to the head. Strangely enough, all those players play for Boston. Huh, imagine that.


