Chris Webber Is Worth The Money
Good job Chris! Not every free agent can come in and contribute to their team right away, but you did so in a big way; scoring four points in Golden State’s 114-108 loss to the Bulls. Webber also had one rebound…wait four points and one rebound? And he only played 12 minutes? WTF. No wonder every other team treated this guy like he had the Paris Hilton Disease. Webber is washed up, washed out, and a will be a blight on a very entertaining Golden State team. Webber hasn’t won anything anywhere (except for those Michigan games that got forfeited) and now he’s stealing another check at the expense of the coach and franchise that he pretty much told to go to hell years ago.
Maybe I’m being too hard on Webber…Nah, he’s a stiff and I’m pretty sure that he drowns baby kittens. Boo!
*There is no actual proof to support the allegation that Chris Webber drowns baby kittens, it was submitted (made up) by anonymous sources very close (imaginary) to the Webber camp.