Get Ready To Be Even More Sick Of Steroids
Tomorrow is the day.
Roger Clemens vs Brian McNamee, in front of a packed house, the world watching; to the death.
Well, okay; maybe not to the death, but by the time ESPN is through covering this congressional hearing, we’re going to be wishing that Roger, Brian, and everyone working for a sports network would contract the plague. This hearing is going to be covered all day ad nauseum, and more than likely it’s not really going to give us anything new or funny to make useless posts about. Unless Congress breaks out something big, like DNA evidence, paid checks to McNamee, or naked pictures of Debbie Clemens getting stuck by McNamee’s “needle”, this is just going to be more “you did it, no I didn’t, yes you did,”.
I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if Clemens goes Bill Clinton on us and exclaims, “I was not stuck in the ass by that young man!” Then he’ll admit that yeah he kinda was. But in a strictly heterosexual, one-guy-bending-over-so-that-another-can stick-something-into-his-butt, kind of way.
Steroids are so yesterday. I’m on some new-world type drugs now. This shit was developed from the fetuses of unborn lions, and it’s making me grow like the Incredible Hulk.
I just wish it hadn’t turned my dick green.
February 13th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Catch any Rome today? He kept goin on and on and on about Clemens’ wife “getting injected..IN THE BEHIND..in their bedroom by another man”. Well, where the fuck else was he gonna do it, Jim?? Typically, butt injections go on in the bedroom, unless you’re the freaky type.
I wouldn’t mind injecting Mrs. Clemens in the rear with some human growth hormone…or, as we in the industry call it, semen.
February 14th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
“I did not inject that young woman in the buttocks”.