Zednik Released From Hospital
According to The South Florida Sun-Sentinel, Florida Panthers’ F Richard Zednik was released from the hospital on Friday afternoon, just five days after having his carotid artery lacerated in a skating accident. Rednik skated off the ice after the incident, an act that may have helped save his life.
There is no truth to the rumors that on the way home, Zednik destroyed a heckler with his heat vision, saved Earth from alien warriors attempting to conquer the planet, or that he received a flower bouquet from Chuck Norris for Valentine’s Day.