Jason Kidd Traded To Mavericks
Well, the Dallas Mavericks kept trying and trying and they finally got laid. They finally got the New Jersey Nets to put out, and to give the Mavs what they have been trying so hard to get.
Jason Kidd.
Kidd was traded to the Mavericks for Devin Harris, two cases of skittles, six cans of Red Bull and the corpse of Keith Van Horn (no way that guy’s still alive), as well as, two first-round draft picks.
Nets president Rod Thorn had this to say about Kidd:
“Over the course of time it became very evident that his heart wasn’t in it,” Thorn said. “The kind of player he is, if his heart’s not in it then he’s not the same player, and it became evident to me that his heart wasn’t in it anymore. It just wasn’t going to work.” (FoxSports)
Translation: “The SOB quit on us and I hope that he burns in hell.”
At least that’s how I take it.