Fear Not, Chicago! You Still Have Rex!
I know that the Bulls suck this year. I know that no one watches the Blackhawks anymore. And I know that the Cubs are still the Cubs. But fear not Bears fans! Sexy Rexxxy has been signed for one more year. According to Fox Sports:
Quarterback Rex Grossman signed a one-year contract Saturday with the Chicago Bears and will compete for the starting job.
Boy Bears fans, aren’t you happy? I wouldn’t be either. I’d rather have an epileptic on acid as my quarterback, than to have Rex Grossman taking snaps from center.