Marlins Are Truly Desperate For Fans
Nothing brings out a crowd like fat people.
At least that’s what the Florida Marlins are hoping for. According to YahooSports:
The team hopes to recruit seven to 10 tubby men to dance, cheer and jiggle during Friday and Saturday home games this season.
The jiggly bunch of men will be called the “Manatees”, because; you know, Manatees are fat and uncoordinated so that’s funny. Whatever happened to good publicity stunts like topless car washes and the best hand jobs (car wash term…wink) ever.
This is really going to fill those empty stadiums in Miami.