Coming To a TV Near You! Kimbo Slice
MMA is coming to CBS via a new TV deal. To read more about it click here:
I’m not huge into MMA, but I know a badass when I see one and the fact that this is going to bring Kimbo Slice to TV is good enough for me. They probably feed him baby rabbits. Live baby rabbits. That he washes down with kerosene.
Kimbo is the MMA version of Tyson back in the day. Once someone who can really fight gets in with him he’s probably going to lose, but until then he could just yell “BOO” at me and I’m pretty sure that all of my internal organs would stop working. At once.
Once again, this is old. Once again I do not care. It was far more satisfying than watching Kimbo destroy Tank Abbott.
