Isiah To Starbury: Stay Home
Isiah Thomas has banned Stephon Marbury from being at Madision Square Garden during Knicks games. Other items that Isiah has banned from the Garden during Knicks games:
- Winning
- Self-Respect
- Discipline
- Pride
- Hard Work
- Women’s Rights
- Talented Players
- Larry Brown
- Condoms
- Common Sense
- Friendly, Positive Fans
- Positive Signs of Life
- Intelligent Forms of Life
- Shakespeare
- Watchable Basketball
The next thing to be banned from the Garden will hopefully be Isiah. I don’t like calling for coaches to be fired; but dude, you’re terrible. I’m pretty sure that the guy who cleans the bathrooms at MSG couldn’t have screwed the Knicks up this badly. After all; I’m sure he knows how to flush.