Shock Of The Year: Barry Failed More Drug Tests
According to ESPN; everybody’s favorite juicer, Barry Bonds’ grand jury testimony will show that he failed more drug tests than just those that have been reported. According to the article:
The documents will show the indicted slugger had additonal positive steroids tests beyond the previously reported one in November 2000, according to a source familiar with the government’s evidence, ESPN’s T.J. Quinn reported. The U.S. Attorney’s office had previously disclosed that Bonds tested positive for testosterone, but information about other failed tests has not been previously disclosed.
Yawn. Can’t we all just look to the future? Does it shock anyone that Bonds may have failed another test? Would it shock anyone if the media is jumping the gun again, like they did a couple of weeks ago, when they said Barry failed another test?
This issue isn’t even remotely interesting anymore, and I’m thinking about never writing a steroids-based story again. It bores me and I’m sure it does you. There will be like three people who read this, and only one will have done it intentionally. The other two will be looking for alligator-skin sandals of course.

