Tony And Jessica Are Boring
Tony Loves Jessica. Sort of. When asked about rumors that he and the lovely Jessica Simpson are engaged, Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo said that such rumors are just that, rumors:
It’s just rumors,” the Dallas Cowboys quarterback told People on Monday. “That’s what people say.”
Romo continued his boring-ass interview, and gave one of the most boring answers ever to the question, “What do you and Jessica like to do?”
“We’ve done a lot of fun stuff,” Romo told People of what the two like to do together. “Any time you get away [you try and] do some interesting things. We just went to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl. That was pretty fun.”
Ummm… great answer. I bet the whole answer was, “We like to you know…hang out…do stuff…you know fun stuff…because fun stuff is better than sucky stuff… we go to the mall sometimes.”
I’m starting to think that this guy may be the most boring qb in football. You’re the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, Tony! You’re banging Jessica Simpson, Tony! You gotta come up with something better next time than “stuff”. Here, let me walk you through it:
“So Tony, what do you and Jessica like to do?”
“I’m totally into teabaggin.”
See how much more interesting and dynamic that was? Now go home and work on it. I’ll expect a book report and some video on my desk next week. Don’t disappoint me.
