Randy’s Untouchables
In a story over on ESPN.com, they’re covering how Randy Moss is staying with the Patriots because of the “intangibles” and not just the 27 million bucks over 3 years. Tom Brady must have played his fiddle hard to trick the devil into giving him his soul back. Because after sperminating Bridget, banging Gisele, and winning 14 out of 15 Super Bowls in the past 10 years, he still manages to have something left to barter with to the Dark Lord to retain what might be the greatest receiver of the past decade.
Randy can profess his man love for Tom Brady, the coaches, Daunte Culpepper, Satan, and big afros all day long, but, we all know the bottom line is this: 1) Rich people don’t write checks. 2) Next time he might shake his dick at ‘em. 3) TO is still a mama’s boy.