I Don’t Think Dale Done It This A’Way
Not that I’m an old-school NASCAR fan by any means, but I’m pretty sure that there is no way in hell that you could have gotten Richard Petty or Dale Sr. to ever do a commercial as lacking in testosterone as the new Kasey Kahne All-State commercial.
Good rule of thumb. If you’re an athlete in any sport, and your agent tells you that you’re going to be in a commercial where you’re going to be doing back-flips, a little dance, and all the while, the Scorp’s “Rock You Like a Hurricane” is playing in the background; you should immediately fire your agent. Immediately.
On behalf of manhood, I hereby pull your card.
