Trent Green Just Will Not Listen
Awhile back we begged Trent Green to retire so that the above act would not happen again. After about a million concussions, and getting his head snapped back on every tackle, we determined that Trent’s poor body had taken enough damage. Unsurprisingly to all of us; Green eschewed our expert advice, and chose instead to listen to those nitwit doctors that the NFL has, and has signed on to play with the St. Louis Rams.
Come on Trent, you’re going to trust a bunch of guys with Ph.Ds and shit over a guy that played Operation everyday; for like, all of fourth grade? I know what’s best Trent. Retire. Please. This is my last plea.
