ThreeStrikesandOut

Whoever said that the SEC was down, obviously wasn’t aware of this study that ranks the unhealthiest states in the country.   Of the top 15 unhealthiest states, seven of those states are states that house a SEC team or two.  The SEC came correct with these rankings:

1)  Mississippi

2)  Louisiana

5)  Florida

6)  Georgia

7)  South Carolina

9)  Alabama

14)  Arkansas

15)  Tennessee

The only SEC state that didn’t make the top 15 was Kentucky.  Damn Wildcats fan, you guys can’t catch a break this year.  What made Mississippi number one?  According to the article:

Its title is well-earned: Mississippi has the highest rate of teenage births in the nation, the highest age-adjusted death rate, the highest infant mortality rate and the highest rate of sexually transmitted diseases. It also has the largest percentage of obese adults and adults who do not exercise.

But I don’t give a damn, I can tell you this from being a long time SEC guy that Mississippi co-eds are some of the hottest babes on the planet.  Too bad they are apparently a walking STD that’s eventually going to look like Lulu from the Dukes of Hazzard.

There was also something about the healthiest states, but I was too busy eating pork rinds to care.

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