10 Things Not As Hot As Davidson
With Davidson beating the t-total crap out of Wisconsin, and bringing a collective moan from office pools everywhere; it goes without saying (but I will say anyways), that Davidson is the hottest thing going on in sports right now, and it’s looking more and more like Stephen Curry may cure cancer, walk on water, and mix the perfect martini before the tournament is over. And he will continue to pronounce his name wrong while doing it. Since it’s not easy to find items that are as hot as the Wildcats (take that Kentucky, they just took your name and did something with it), here are a few things that are nowhere near as hot as Davidson:
10) Out of work former basketball players,who blow out cupcakes on shitty dunks.
9) Out of work former baseball stars, who dime out their former colleagues for money and as payback for fucking their wife (seriously Jose, do you really think that A-Rod was the only one tapping Jessica behind your back?).8) This year’s Wrestlemania.
7) Kevin O’Neil’s coaching prospects.
6) Fat chicks who smell like Chester Cheetah’s underwear. Trust me, I’ve met a few.
5) Spring Football Practice.
4) The people who give two shits about Spring Football Practice.
3) My sports betting after putting 100 on Tennessee to beat Louisville, and watching the Cardinals proceed to violate the Vols like an out-of-union porn star.
2) Poker on television. Sorry guys, the boom’s over, I’ve seen every possible hand, and I’m tired of watching it. Unless it’s Danica, Maria, and Erin playing three-card, panties wild, I’m just not interested in watching.
1) Bloggers who make up lame top ten lists when there’s nothing much else going on. Wait.