This Santana Kid Might Amount To Something-Mets Beat Marlins
Yeah Johan’s not bad.
And of course by saying not bad, I’m meaning that he’s very, very good. It’s slang, or understatement; whichever one that you prefer.
Johan pitched seven innings, struck out eight, and gave up three hits, and in the process, the Mets’ 137 Million Dollar Man made the Marlins look like a hapless baseball team, made up of minor leaguers and also-ran, never-wases (wases, yeah I said wases, I’m not a slave to grammar). If that was Johan’s goal, he should have saved himself the trouble of pitching, and just held a mirror up to whichever Marlin loser was at the plate. This team’s own city hates it. Actually, they don’t hate it. They ignore it. That’s worse.
METS 7, MARLINS 2
In other scores:
What’s that? Yankees game postponed? Oh, then I don’t give a damn about the rest of the games. But if you want coverage of the Cubs game and the debut of Fukudome, plus some other scores, try AA.
I’m going to just sit here and drink. And cry a little. Because I’m sensitive, and I try to keep in touch with my feelings.
And because the fucking dog just bit me.
