Pete Carroll Has a Sense Of Humor
In the spirit of all the other idiots that treat April 1st like it’s really an f’n holiday for doofuses; Pete Carroll plays an April Fools joke on some members of his team, and especially on defensive end Everson Griffin. Carroll is such a carefree coach. It must be really great to play for him, while he imparts all those little life lessons that a young man will need once he goes on to the big time. You know, things like, getting (possibly) underage girls drunk; or taking money from agents for your parents while you’re in school, and then possibly marrying Kim Kardashian (not sure which of those is worse), or the many other fine decisions that some of his former players have made. It’s true, winning cures all ills.