Back By Popular Demand-The Whiffer Of The Week
I hope that famous people keep being knuckleheads, because picking the Whiffer of the Week is one of my favorite things, and I’m not really sure why I stopped doing it. But, that being said, the inspiration for me to bring back the Whiffer had absolutely nothing to do with sports. It had to do with this guy (see below video), who I saw on Don Chavez, o he of all the naked people. I’m sure that there are alot of guys who feel like this dude does, but we…they like getting laid entirely too much to say it. Honestly, if I’ve ever seen an argument against evolution it’s this guy, whose opinions about women are so Stone Age that he might honestly be the only Neanderthal left in the world. So in honor of the NCAA Women’s Championship tonight between Tennessee/Stanford, I decree that this week’s Whiffer of The Week is Dick Masterson. Dick Master Son. Yeah I’m sure that’s real. Pat Summitt would totally beat the fuck out of this guy inside the Octagon. And I’m not just calling this guy a loser because I want more women to read the site and think I’m sensitive and sweet. Really. But I do love puppies and long deep kisses that go on forever.
Warning: Female readers must resist the urge to hit your computer with a shoe.
Also, a memo to the Detroit Tigers: win a game soon fellas, this guy barely nudged out your 0-7 asses for the Whiffer. Win a game; God knows your payrolls high enough (yeah, a Yankee fan making fun of another team’s payroll, that’s pretty good).