Beano Cook Thinks Sportswriters Should Be Eligible For Pulitzer Prize
Obviously he’s not reading some of the same writers that I am, but Beano Cook thinks that sportswriters should be considered for the Pulitzer Prize. I actually wouldn’t be against that at all. Other than one detail; some of these guys already have bigger egos than I do, (and my ego wears XL condoms), so I can imagine what would happen if they started getting Pulitzer love. I like Beano. He reminds me of when my grandfather used to get drunk off of moonshine cherries and rant about the economy, politics, and the difficulties of eating solid foods. Gotta love old folks. Beano rant after the jump:
(Also, would that also make bloggers eligible?)
