“I Swear Officer, That Door Hit Me First”
Things John Bale can’t hit: the strike zone, under seven with his ERA.
Things John Bale can hit: a big-ass wooden door, the disabled list.
The door only has one thing to say to you, John:
Scoreboard!
Things John Bale can’t hit: the strike zone, under seven with his ERA.
Things John Bale can hit: a big-ass wooden door, the disabled list.
The door only has one thing to say to you, John:
Scoreboard!
