Julia Mancuso Is Now A Surfer
Okay I’m not going to lie, I had no idea who Julia Mancuso was before seeing this video, and to be honest I still don’t, because I just had to deal with one very sad fact about myself. I am totally incapable of not staring at a nice set of boobs for any amount of time. I’m sorry women, I respect the hell out of all of you, but throw a great set of breasts in front of me and I turn into Rain Man. “The boobs, definitely the boobs”. Ms. Mancuso is not even overly-attractive (I don’t think, I mean, I looked at her face like once), and I was enthralled by her buxomness. I’m sorry women, if you ever meet me you have every right to call me a vain, sexist, looks-oriented piece of crap. Just please don’t kick me in the balls again. Please.
