Hulk Hogan Is The Dude
Okay, one more post. Just saw the video of Hulk Hogan testifying at his son’s hearing for almost killing someone in his car, and I just had one question: who in the hell wears a do-rag to their son’s trial? You’re Hulk Hogan, not a Hell’s Angel. He’s lucky that Nick didn’t get electrocuted. Or locked in a steel cage against King Kong Bundy, like Hogan was at Wrestlemania II, brother!
I think that Nick’s actual punishment is that he has to write “I will not drive like Danica anymore”, one million times on a chalkboard. Without a dictionary to help him spell the hard words. Our justice system is the stuff.
