Kim Kardashian Made Reggie a Calendar…Awwwwwww!
In totally sickening, “what your girlfriend would do if she was a rich, pampered, amateur porn star” news; the All-American couple is back. It’s getting on their one-year anniversary (who said they wouldn’t last; FU cynics!), and what has Kim decided to give Big Reg? That’s right! A skanky calendar that she’s going to share with the whole world. I don’t guess it really matters though; I mean we’ve all seen all that Kim’s got (several thousand times) so I guess pimping her big ass out for a calendar isn’t a big deal. I never thought that I would see the day where a non-celebrity would come along and make me yearn for the days of Paris Hilton.
It still hasn’t.
From OfficialKimKardashian:
This Sunday of Keeping Up With The Kardashians you will get to see my super cute idea for my one year anniversary gift for Reggie. I wanted to think of something unique and special, not something anyone could just go out and buy! I came up with the idea to make him a calendar! (You can see pictures from the shoot on this post!)
More than mildly disappointing pictures can be viewed here. Sorry Reg, Ray J must have got the good calendar.
I was going to post some of Kim’s pictures, but they all sucked, but here’s one anyways.
Cowgirl, huh? Well, she’s half-right. Moo.
