Brian Urlacher Won’t Be Coming To Camp
According to the Chicago Tribune, Brian Urlacher is still in a funk about his contract situation with the Bears, and as a result he will probably not report to mini-camp:
The mini-camp is mandatory, meaning Urlacher could would be fined up to a maximum of $8,000 for his absence.
“Yeah, it would bug me to get fined, but it’s my choice,” he said. “Unless something happens [with the contract] between now and then, I won’t be there.
I wonder what Brian will do with all that free time? TSAO offers some suggestions, based upon his previous adventures:
Fishing:
Playing Golden Tee badly:
He could give that whole rasslin’ thing another try:
Brian Urlacher comes to TNA Wrestling to take out the trash!
Badminton:
Other suggestions:
- Tanning
- Gay Porn
- Join the Hair Club For Men
- Hang Out With Adam Jones
Or the most likely thing that Urlacher will do:
Make some more freaking commercials. This guy has probably made more commercials than anyone in the history of football.