Tony Romo Already Gotta New Chick?
Yep. Definitely, maybe.
Her name is Lindsey and she’s a Michigan State grad, who looks about like any other kinda hot, 21-year-old, recent college girl, is expected to look.
In short, not much of an upgrade there sport. But hey, I bet Dallas fans are happy. Because of course, we all know that Jessica Simpson was the real reason why Tony couldn’t make good decisions in important games. Has nothing at all to do with him being an overrated quarterback who melts in big pressure situations. She was probably stealing small bits of his soul.
But hey, I’m still betting that if Tony and Jessica really broke up, that it was for none of the reasons reported.
Not job stress. Not hectic schedules. Not incompatibility or meeting other people. The reason is simple.
I bet she wouldn’t do anal. You ladies are just going to have to learn, we’re a new generation of successful males, and we’re just not flexible on that issue anymore. If you don’t, it’s definitely a deal-breaker, and will get you dumped. So, when you consider that you’re going to give it up to the next guy as payback to us for leaving, why don’t you just give it to us in the first place and save yourself alot of heartache?
You know what they say, a sore ass is much better than a sore heart.
I’m not sure exactly who says that, but it sounds smart.
