Ken Griffey Jr. Pays His Debts…With Pennies
Griffey paid back the 1500 bucks that he owed Josh Fogg which is good. It’s always good to pay your bets.
It’s not always good to pay them in pennies, which Griffey did.
Oh well, you know what they say, “pennies is like dollars”, only they’re worth less, they smell funny, and strippers get really, really pissed when you try to stick them down their g-string. “DING!” I’ve got it! That’s the way to keep PacMan Jones out of the strip club! Pay him in pennies!
Maybe that’s not such a good idea after all. Pac might still try to make it rain, and in the process kill a half-dozen people.

May 16th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
$1,500 in pennies is probably worth more as scrap metal in today’s market.