Joakim Noah Smokes Pot? For Real?
From the obvious to anyone with a brain department:
Authorities in Gainesville have charged Chicago Bulls forward and former Florida star Joakim Noah with possession of marijuana and having an open container of alcohol.
Gainesville police spokesman Sgt. Rick Roberts says Noah was arrested around 1:50 a.m. Sunday after an officer spotted him on a sidewalk holding a plastic cup containing an amber drink, a violation of city law. During a search at the station, officers found marijuana in his pocket.
This is the most surprised I’ve been since I found out that there are people who use the Internet to look at pornography. The kid seemed so normal.

