Canseco Gets A Fight With Goalpost Puncher
Talk about a match made in heaven; Jose Canseco has found someone to take him up on his $5000 challenge. It’s this guy:
According to Fox:
According to multiple published reports Tuesday, former Eagles kick returner and two-time Pro Bowler Vai Sikahema will fight Canseco in a July 12 bout at the Atlantic City Bernie Robbins Stadium.
Though Canseco, 43, has a size advantage on Sikahema (6-foot-4, 240 pounds compared to 5-9, 190 pounds — according to their variously recorded playing weights), Sikahema, 45, may have more boxing experience. The Tonga native famously did a goalpost-punching celebration dance after scoring a kick return touchdown against the Giants in 1992.
You know what would be great here? It would be great if some old-school celebrity deathmatch stuff happened during this fight, and Kimbo Slice came out and ripped both of these two clowns in half. Then, he should immediately be given a medal and the key to the city.
I don’t know which is worse, the fact that Canseco made this challenge and got someone to bite on it, or the fact that I’m actually taking the time to write about it. Probably the second, but hey, I never claimed to be particularly original.
Canseco better be careful; dude really wore out those goalposts.
