Jessica Simpson Loves The Meat
Because sometimes it’s just too damn easy to even comment. Don’t hide your face Mr. Romo (unless your staring at Jessica’s ass), she’s your girlfriend. Today at least, since you’re as bad at break-ups as you are at holding for kicks; lift up those eyes and face the music.
But this shirt does force a question: When someone tells Jessica that meat is actually made from animals and not in the back of a supermarket with a mallet, a magic wand, and a meat wizard; what do you think that her reaction will be?
I’m betting on “ewwww that’s gross, I’m a vegetarian now :)”
Don’t worry Tony, just tell her that penis is vegan and your relationship should continue to be full of that happy goodness that the rest of us can only read about in the pages of the National Enquirer.
