Lenny Kravitz To C-Rod, “Are You Gonna Go My Way”
Because if it was on PerezHilton you know it’s a story with teeth, but it’s a slow, slow, night and these old episodes of WCW Nitro are making me want to slice my wrists open with jagged glass, so I might as well post on it.
According to the rumors, A-Rod’s been banging Madonna, which 10-15 years ago would have been cool; but now it’s just creepy. So what’s wife Cynthia doing? Apparently she’s doing Lenny Kravitz. Old Romeo Blue himself. Mr. Lisa Bonet. From Fox, because I refuse to use Perez’s stuff:
Cynthia has been seeing Lenny Kravitz” — the Grammy-winning singer of the hit song “Are You Gonna Go My Way” — a source told the Web site Perezhilton.com.
The Web site quoted a family friend saying, “Alex is in New York with the Yankees and Cynthia has left their kids to go be with Lenny — not cool.”
Sources told The Post that Cynthia is at the very least very good friends with Kravitz.
Now besides the fact that Perez just make his sources up, this sounds like an incredibly believable story. He’s banging a has-been musician, so she has to bang a never-was musician. Yes, I said, a never-was, because Kravitz had enough God-given guitar skill to possibly be one of the best musicians in rock and roll history, and instead he has given us a steady diet of contemporary 70’s ripoff rock, and tries too hard to be a hybrid of Jimmy Page and Jimi Hendrix. What a waste. If I were Kravitz I would kick ass with his life.
Now that my reasons for disliking Kravitz (jealousy) are stated; I really don’t care if C-Rod is on tour with the New Kids on the Block as a groupie, just as long as this B.S. doesn’t get in Alex’s already crowded head. The Yankees are going to have a hard enough time this season without A-Rod going completely mental and snapping out on every one in sight. It would be entertaining though, if Alex answered one of the questions about Madonna with this:
“Madonna? Yeah, I hit it.”
And then went out and mashed a couple of dingers. Now that would make the Babe proud.
