Hotness From The WSOP
While I hold firm in my belief that poker, while fun and challenging as hell, is no more a sport than is Chutes and Ladders; anyone with a brain would have to admit that the World Series of Poker has become a great spectacle, and is probably one of the most eclectic gatherings to take place. I mean, where else can a housewife from Ohio sit at a table between Anthrax’s Scott Ian and Jason Bourne? Plus, as the field has grown and improved, so has the eye candy. So here’s my list of some of the most, shall we say, distracting players at the WSOP. Not a ranking, just a shameless list of some of the hotness:
The American Pie Chick; aka Shannon Elizabeth, the fact that we’ve all seen her naked and she did Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is either a reason to like her, or a reason not to like her; I’m just not sure:
Beth Shak; poker player, kind of cute, looks like the kind of girl who’d cut your penis off while you sleep:
Not sure who she is, but I see two reasons why I’m sure going to find out:
Clonie Gowan; poker player, not really my cup of tea, but I can see why some guys would like her:
Liv Boeree; poker player, model, announcer, likes loose-fitting tops, which is always good by me:
Tara Rice; I read she was a poker player, but since I couldn’t find any pictures of her with chips or clothes, I guess this one will have to do:
And finally, the Bride of Chucky herself; the “are those really real?” lady, the “I don’t care how damn old she is, she’s hot” lady; and a pretty good poker player in her own right:
Jennifer Tily:
If that’s not in your wheel-house, you don’t love America. Yeah, I know poker folks, there’s no Annie Duke. But I can’t be the only person who watches poker who thinks that she’s slightly more attractive that the lady who used to play Jackie on Roseanne. And yes poker folks, Jennifer Harmon is cute, but hot? Sorry, not in my book.
Photos’ Source click here, except for Tara Rice photo, that one’s from here.
I was going to do a Freaks of the WSOP post, but then I realized that there does not exist the time; nor the bandwidth for such a project. So let’s just go with the crown idiot of poker and leave it at that:
