Whiffer Of The Week-Matt Jones’s Daddy
Good thing: Being supportive of your kids when they screw up.
Bad thing: Having your head so far up your 25-year-old’s rear end that you begin to suspect that you will, indeed, never see the sun again.
From the AP, here’s Matt Jones’s dad on his son’s being arrested for cocaine possession:
“We want to make it clear that Matt was not in possession of any drugs, but that there were drugs in the vehicle and were located in the closest proximity to Matt,” Steve Jones said in a statement Thursday posted on the Web site of KWNA television station in Fayetteville. “He does not claim any responsibility for the drugs.”
But that’s not what the po-po say:
Police say he was inside a car cutting up cocaine with a credit card before he was arrested.
I expect Matt to deny. That’s what guys do; we deny, deny, deny. We lie a lot.
I claim no responsibility for that Brazilian stripper I used to hang with, either. I think her name was Destiney. I know that destiny doesn’t have an “e” in it, but she didn’t know, and there are better things to do with a drugged-up stripper than give her English lessons. She gets enough of that junk at community college. But, it was a good time, and to this day my girl has no idea.
Until now.
That was pretty dumb of me to admit that here.
Thanks a lot Steve Jones. If you’re idiot son wasn’t a druggie my love life wouldn’t be falling apart in front of the entire Internet. Knucklehead. By the way, there is no truth to the rumor that Steve Jones is actually this Steve Jones (right) of Sex Pistols fame:
Then I would totally get it that his son is snorting lines off of his Visa.
So this week’s sniffer…whiffer of the week goes to Steve Jones. Keep on enabling daddy. We’ll see how innocent Matty is when he steals your plasma screen. We’ll see how well those Jones Family Values work out for you then.
