Rampage Goes On Rampage
Original headline there. But anyways,
In a move that is going to do nothing to hurt his tough guy credibility; former UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson was arrested Tuesday after surrendering himself calmly and quietly. Not. The guy’s nickname is Rampage, you know he’s going to start some stuff:
A Costa Mesa patrol officer attempted to pull Jackson over after he was seen weaving in and out of traffic with a flat front left tire, according to a release issued by the Costa Mesa Police Department. Jackson, 30, continued driving to avoid being stopped. Losing control of the truck, Jackson drove up onto a sidewalk. He continued on, colliding with a vehicle in an intersection and running several red lights.
Eventually, the truck came to a stop and Jackson, originally of Memphis, Tenn., was arrested without incident at gunpoint.
I love that last part, “was arrested without incident at gunpoint”. Yeah, he was probably compliant with a gun in his face. I wonder if the cop knew who it was, because if I saw a car driving all crazy, crash, and then Rampage got out of the car looking all crazy, I might be tempted to go ahead and shoot first.
Rampage said something incoherent about drugs, a chemical explosion, and not being responsible for his actions, but it made no sense to anyone. That is, until he transformed into a giant lizard, knocked a helicopter out of the sky, and ate five pedestrians crossing the road.
