McMahon Family Values
Sometimes irony is just such a funny thing.
Yeah, I know; I gave the Whiffer of the Week to Matt Jones’s daddy, but if I hadn’t this guy would have definitely been the winner, because this was too good (or bad) to pass up. From the Smoking Gun:
When cops yesterday arrested Daniel Everett for allegedly trying to set up a sexual encounter with a 14-year-old girl he met online, the 33-year-old Michigan man was wearing a t-shirt pronouncing him the “World’s Greatest Dad.” The “girl,” of course, was an undercover investigator with the state Attorney General.
But it wasn’t just any “World’s Greatest Dad” t-shirt:
That’s right true believers! It was a WWE World’s Greatest Dad T-Shirt. But, considering some of Vince McMahon’s storylines, this actually may be in-line with some of Vince’s parenting skills.
Exhibit A: Vince has current UFC canvas-dweller, Brock Lesnar toss his ample-bosomed daughter Stephanie around the ring. Hearing Vince talk about being a “Loving Father” is more than a bit creepy. And seeing him sneak a peek at her cleavage is well…Ah hell, he probably paid for them anyways:
Exhibit B:
Vince actually books a match between himself and his daughter. Storyline and scripted though it may be, a grown ass man shouldn’t be throwing his amply bosomed (have I used that already?-okay, big tittied daughter), around by the hair, while the announcers talk about Vince’s desire to make her “beg and grovel at his knees”. Plus all of Stephanie’s “NO!” screams are more than a little disturbing.
Guess that’s what father-daughter bonding is all about. Well, at least that’s what WWE style father-daughter bonding should be all about. Right, Hulk?
Sorry, brotha, didn’t mean to throw the block on you. I’ll leave you two alone.
Freaks.
