ThreeStrikesandOut

Somebody say somethin’ bout a catfight?

Danica tried to start some static after a wreck involving her and fellow Indy Racing hottie Milka Duno, and got a towel tossed in her face.

Really. She got a towel tossed at her. From the IndyStar:

On a video shot by a friend of Duno’s and shown to The Star, Duno told Patrick on several occasions to “go away.” When Patrick didn’t leave immediately, Duno threw a towel in Patrick’s direction, prompting Patrick to direct foul language at Duno before the minute-long incident ended.

Danica had this to say about the whole thing:

“I wanted to know if she saw me (on the track) . . . It’s hard to locate people once they get away from their car,” she said. “I stayed behind the wall. I just wanted to ask what happened.

“Unfortunately, things involving me tend to evolve. I’m on the hot seat when I do something and when others do something (connected to me). It’s kind of the line that I walk because I’m popular.”

Awww. She’s popular and that’s why this stuff happens. That’s funny, I though this stuff happened because every time something happens that doesn’t go Ms. Patrick’s way she reverts to her terrible twos, stomps her feet, and starts yelling at people. The great thing about this one is while male drivers may not want to take part in verbal or physical sparring with Danica, it is about time that someone had something to say to Danica, and a towel in the face is priceless. Also, how conceited does that sound, “this is the line I walk because I’m so popular?” Are you really? I know that you’re popular with the search engines, but trust me, that really doesn’t have much to do with your racing, that phenomenon has more to do with the creepiness of old men and the call to puberty of young ones. And I for one wish that Milka was a little better a racer, because I for one think that she would fill out a swimsuit much better than Danica. Video of the confrontation after the jump (and for those of you wondering who Joey Styles is, he’s the former ECW wrestling announcer best know for screaming “CATFIGHT!” at the top of his lungs in women’s “matches”, now onward):

IndyStar