Shockey To The Saints
So what you’re saying is that Kid Rock’s illegitimate brother is no longer a Giant huh? From Fox:
The Giants have agreed to trade their disgruntled tight end to the New Orleans Saints for a second-round pick and a fifth-round pick. The deal is pending league approval, according to a league source. Shockey must also pass a physical.
This news fills me with a bit of sadness and puts me in a bit of a quandary. I had almost deserted my Giants fanhood a few years ago when Shockey had that fanatical rookie season, and it was an interest in watching him play that caused my Giants interest to re-bloom. Say what you want about the guy, he’s a beast on the field and a ridiculously tough competitor. Now I’m left with no Shockey, no Strahan, no Tiki and I’m left with Eli Manning, a whining Plaxico, and a DE that likes to poop on people. And Tom Coughlin is still an angry old man. I may have to test my fan-hood free agency this summer.
Will this be a good fit for Shockey? Do they know how to party in New Orleans? Does Drew Breeze know how to pass? Do the Saints need someone to make up for Mr. Kardashian? The answers to all of those questions are yes, you dimwit.
Say good-bye to Jeremy in a Giants uniform, non-believers:
