Brock Lesnar Is Ready To Try This UFC Thing Again
You better be ready Brock. Because if you don’t do something pretty impressive in this fight you’re going to be yesterday’s news like Madonna and A-Rod (that went away mercifully quick didn’t it?). I’m hoping you succeed Brock, really I am. Because I really don’t want to see you have to go to American Gladiators. That would be bad for all involved. Because you know that they’d probably put him in a green outfit and call him Gladiator Hulk or something inane like that. And he could run around going, “Hulk Smash!” all the time, and, and, and…okay, this post sucked. Scratch this post as a learning experiment for us all. Better luck next time folks, even Hall of Famers strike out sometimes and you can’t be funny all of the time.
And I’ll kill the first smart-ass that says that just being funny sometimes would be a nice start. I have feelings too, and my ego is as fragile as Brock’s MMA career.
There that was much better.
July 30th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
You’re never funny, go back in your mom’s basement with your underwear and do whatever it is that other people tell you to do cause you’re not funny. Just report the news and stuff.
July 31st, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Actually dude, the only basement I hang out in is yours, because you’re the Pedro to my Napoleon.