ThreeStrikesandOut

Sorry for the lack of material today folks.  I know, I know, how could I abandon you to a day without my loving words?  Simple.  It’s because even assholes like me deserve a day off every once in awhile.  I’ll be back tomorrow, with a full serving of the lip-licking, ass-smacking coverage that you’ve grown to despise.  Until then, your Site of The Night is Busted Coverage and their post is a look at a very special (aka half-naked) Cubs fan.

Until tomorrow,

Say good night Bat-Boy,

Freak.  Looks like my second cousin Ralph.

Your Site of the Night is the old favorite, old reliable, SportsbyBrooks, and the post has to do with the man that this creepy video was made of, the undecided, flim-flamming, waffles-more-than-John Kerry, man who can’t decide whether or not he wants to stay retired or not, Mr. Brett Favre.

Until next time, say goodnight doggy,

Step over the fence bitches.  I dare you.

On 205th offers some retrospection on the possible end of Ric Flair’s career, at tonight’s at Wrestlemania.

The New York Posttalks to Hideki Matsui’s father about his son’s mysterious sketched wife.

Hugging Harold Reynoldsdiscusses the unhealthy obsession that Digger Phelps and Dick Vitale have with touching Bobby Knight.

Kim K and Reggie Bush are trying to keep relationship  “low-key” (I don’t think that word means what they think it means), SportsbyBrooks

And if you’re tired of sports, The Superficialhas pictures of George Clooney’s “party girl”, girlfriend Sarah Lawson, in “ahem” compromising positions.

Okay so here’s some stuff for you for tonight while I sit on the couch and watch basketball:

For your live coverage of the NCAA Tournament, try AA, TBL, or CHJ.

For an Eva Longoria blow-up sex doll try Deuce.

For why Woody Allen deserves a MLB tryout more than Billy Crystal, try SportsbyBrooks.

For who your favorite athletes are supporting in the election try HHR.

For naked pictures of Bea Arthur…You’re on your own, you sick little person.

Perusing and abusing the www:

SportsbyBrooks on why we should like biathlons (hint: she’s hot).

Babes Love Baseball on the dangers of rabid mice.

Rumors and Rants on another reason to hate the Red Sox.

Third Saturday In Blogtober on Georgia’s unlikely rise through the SEC Tournament.

The Sporting Blog brings updates from the tornado hampered SEC Tournament, including how Elvis was also banned from the building.